IN CONGRESS, Feb 4, 2025
The unanimous declaration of the United States of Trump, when in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one tremendous leader to break away from fake news, losers, and weak politicians...
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT:
That I am the best president, maybe ever. Some people say Lincoln was good, but let’s be honest, I’m better.
That America was in shambles before I came in. Now? Best economy! Huge success! Tremendous job!
That Fake News is the enemy of the people. Sad!
That all men are created equal, but some are better at making deals. And nobody makes deals like me!
THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, DECLARE:
Independence from Fact-Checkers – If I say it, it’s true. Period. No debate.
No More Fake News – CNN? Gone. Washington Post? Weak. Only true news: Trump News Network (TNN).
A Wall Shall Be Built… Again – This time, around California. They keep disrespecting me!
The Capital Will Move – From Washington, D.C. to Mar-a-Lago. Much classier!
New National Anthem – Replaced with my speech from CPAC 2020. Hits different!
Unlimited Terms for the Greatest Presidents – Washington had two. Roosevelt had four. I deserve more. Many people are saying this!
Mount Rushmore? Needs an Upgrade – Lincoln, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Washington… and ME!
SIGNED,
Donald J. Trump
(The Greatest, Believe Me.)
IN CONGRESS, Feb 4, 2025
The unanimous declaration of the United States of Trump, when in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one tremendous leader to break away from fake news, losers, and weak politicians...
WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT:
That I am the best president, maybe ever. Some people say Lincoln was good, but let’s be honest, I’m better.
That America was in shambles before I came in. Now? Best economy! Huge success! Tremendous job!
That Fake News is the enemy of the people. Sad!
That all men are created equal, but some are better at making deals. And nobody makes deals like me!
THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, DECLARE:
Independence from Fact-Checkers – If I say it, it’s true. Period. No debate.
No More Fake News – CNN? Gone. Washington Post? Weak. Only true news: Trump News Network (TNN).
A Wall Shall Be Built… Again – This time, around California. They keep disrespecting me!
The Capital Will Move – From Washington, D.C. to Mar-a-Lago. Much classier!
New National Anthem – Replaced with my speech from CPAC 2020. Hits different!
Unlimited Terms for the Greatest Presidents – Washington had two. Roosevelt had four. I deserve more. Many people are saying this!
Mount Rushmore? Needs an Upgrade – Lincoln, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Washington… and ME!
